I ate lunch alone. Girls avoided me. I was teased by bullies. And that was just this afternoon. What else hasn't changed since grade school? I still drink milk. Big guys need the calcium as much as kids do. Plus bones grow until age 35. About the same time I'm likely to start dating.
Where's your mustache?
Conan O'Brien 1997 National Fluid Milk Processor Promotion Board
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Conan Christopher O'Brien (born April 18, 1963) is an American television host, comedian, writer, producer, and voice actor. He is best known for hosting several late-night talk shows. He served as president of the Harvard Lampoon while attending Harvard University, and was a writer for the sketch comedy series Not Necessarily the News.
After writing for several comedy shows in Los Angeles, he joined the writing staff of Saturday Night Live. O'Brien was a writer and producer for The Simpsons for two seasons until he was commissioned by NBC to take over David Letterman's position as host of Late Night in 1993.